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Real Success Is Not On The Stage, But Off The Stage As A Human Being, And How You Get Along With Your Fellow Man.

Fame Comes With Its Own Standard. A Guy Who Twitches His Lips Is Just Another Guy With A Lip Twitch - Unless He's Humphrey Bogart.

You Have To Be Able To Look Back At Your Life And Say, "yeah, That Was Fun."

The Ultimate Mystery Is One's Own Self.

After I Decided To Become A Jew, Only Then Did I Learn That The Jews Don't Have All The Money. When I Found Out Rockefeller And Ford Were Goyim, I Almost Resigned.