This Is No Time To Act Like

The Cynical, Caustic, Acid-tongued New York Drama Critic Addison De Witt Introduces His Protege/date Of The Moment, A Bimbo Date And So-called Actress Named Miss Casswell (marilyn Monroe) In Another Very Famous Line: "miss Casswell Is An Actress, A Graduate Of The Copacabana School Of Dramatic Art."

Acting Is Like Roller Skating. Once You Know How To Do It, It Is Neither Stimulating Nor Exciting.

Dear World, I Am Leaving Because I Am Bored. I Feel I Have Lived Long Enough. I Am Leaving You With Your Worries In This Sweet Cesspool. Good Luck.

The Actor Is Not Quite A Human Being-but Then, Who Is?

I Do Not Spoil Women. ... I Don't Send Them Flowers And Gifts. . . . I'm Saving Those Gestures Until I Am An Unpleasant Old Man Who Must Resort To Bribery To Win A Woman's Synthetic Affections.