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A Good Rant Is Cathartic. Ranting Is What Keeps Me Sane. They Always Come From A Different Place. Take The Prime Minister, For Example. Sometimes When I Rant About Him, I Am Angry; Other Times, I Am Just Severely Annoyed-it's An Important Distinction.

Stephen Harper, Who's The Prime Minister Of Canada, He Is Saying That This - We Have To Give Him A Majority Government, Otherwise There Will Be A Separatist Coalition. And He Says It Every Minute.

The Liberal Party Of Canada, Heading Into An Election, At The Last Minute They Always Stand Up And They Say: We Know There's People Out There That Want To Vote Ndp And God Love You. But If You Vote For Them You're Throwing Your Vote Away.

If Someone Says, Hey, You Know, This Long Weekend, Let's Go Skydiving - I Would Say, No, Are You Nuts? I'd Just As Soon Sit Down And Have A Cup Of Tea.

You Know, We Have Main English Language Parties, Federalist Parties, And Traditionally The Ones To Watch Would Be The Conservatives, Who Form The Government, And Then The Liberals.