They Tore Out My Heart And Stomped

I Know Lots Of People Who Are Educated Far Beyond Their Intelligence.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

I Get Letters From People Who Say, 'what Have You Got Against Women?' What Could I Possibly Have Against Women? I've Married Three Of Them.

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.