There Was A Reason Why There Was

Why Do All Men Have To Suck? I Knew You All Sucked And Still I Stupidly Fell In Love With One Of You. Why? Why Would I Be Such A Masochist? You Pour Your Heart Out To A Man And What Does He Do? ‘could You Change The Channel, Babe?’ You’re All Pathetically Cold. You Don’t Care About Anyone But Yourselves! (kat)

I Wonder Why No One Called The Police About The Rocket Launcher? God Knows My Neighbors Usually Report It If I So Much As Fart In My Backyard. (bubba)

I Am The God Apostolos. The Harbinger Of Telikos. The Final Fate Of All. Beloved Son Of Apollymi The Great Destroyer. My Will Makes The Will Of The Universe. [apostolos / Acheron Parthenopaeus]

It Is Sometimes Difficult To Get Rid Of First Impressions.

Do Y’all Have Enough Stun Guns For Them? (madaug) Does A Bear Defecate Rurally? What Kind Of Question Is That For Someone Who Owns The Biggest Gun Store In Town? Of Course I Got Plenty. I Got Enough Tasers To Light Up New York City And Boston Just For Giggles. (bubba)