There's Nothing More Dangerous Than A Resourceful

I Used To Be Stupid But I've Turned That Situation Around 360 Degrees.

I'm Predicting That We'll Finally Have A Computer Will Search My E-mail Automatically And Delete Every Message That Begins With 'thought You'd Be Interested,' And Then Give An Electrical Shock To The Sender To Remind Him Or Her To Stop Send That Kind Of Message.

Sadness Is Just Another Word For Not Enough Coffee.

You're Thinking I'm One Of Those Wise-ass California Vegetarians Who Is Going To Tell You That Eating A Few Strips Of Bacon Is Bad For Your Health. I'm Not. I Say Its A Free Country And You Should Be Able To Kill Yourself At Any Rate You Choose, As Long As Your Cold Dead Body Is Not Blocking My Driveway.

People Are Idiots. Including Me. Everyone Is An Idiot, Not Just The People With The Low Sat Scores. The Only Difference Is That We're Idiots About Different Things At Different Times. No Matter How Smart You Are, You Spend Much Of Your Day Being An Idiot.