There Is Only A Finger's Difference Between

I Pissed On The Man Who Called Me A Dog. Why Was He So Surprised?

To Arrive At Perfection, A Man Should Have Very Sincere Friends Or Inveterate Enemies; Because He Would Be Made Sensible Of His Good Or Ill Conduct, Either By The Censures Of The One Or The Admonitions Of The Other.

When Asked What Was The Proper Time For Supper: If You Are A Rich Man, Whenever You Please; And If You Are A Poor Man, Whenever You Can.

He Has The Most Who Is Most Content With The Least.

I Threw My Cup Away When I Saw A Child Drinking From His Hands At The Trough.