There Is No Post-9/11. Everything From Now

Almost Every Venerable Tradition At A Men's Club Starts Out As A Joke.

Sure-fire Singles Ad: Famous Writer Needs Woman To Organize His Life And Spend His Money. Loves To Turn Off Sunday Football And Go To The Botanical Gardens With That Special Someone. Will Obtain Plastic Surgery If Necessary.

Apparently We Love Our Own Cell Phones But We Hate Everyone Else's.

Faith Is Like A Kernel Of Wheat.

It's Not A Crime To Get Drunk.