There Is No Defense Against The Base

I Guess You Don't Really Own A Dog, You Rent Them, And You Have To Be Thankful That You Had A Long Lease.

One Thing You Learned As A Cubs Fan: When You Bought You Ticket, You Could Bank On Seeing The Bottom Of The Ninth.

I Went Through Baseball As A Player To Be Named Later.

You Really Have To Be Some Kind Of A Creep For A Dog To Reject You.

Baseball Is A Game Of Race, Creed, And Color. The Race Is To First Base. The Creed Is The Rules Of The Game. The Color? Well, The Home Team Wears White Uniforms, And The Visiting Team Wears Gray.