There Are Some People Who Hate My

I Was Merely Endeavoring To Indicate That If We Do Not Grab Events By The Collar They Will Have Us By The Throat. -lord Vetinari

Ninety Percent Of True Love Is Acute, Ear-burning Embarrassment.

I'd Like To Walk On The Moon (and Return).

I've Often Felt Depressed; Everyone Feels Depressed.

Most Witches Don’t Believe In Gods. They Know That The Gods Exist, Of Course. They Even Deal With Them Occasionally. But They Don’t Believe In Them. They Know Them Too Well. It Would Be Like Believing In The Postman.