There Are Some Loony People In This

My Nails Are My Rhythm Section When I'm Writing A Song All Alone. Some Day, I May Cut An Album, Just Me And My Nails.

Anyone Who Knows Or Cares Anything About Real Country Music Will Agree That George Jones Is The Voice Of It.

Now Momma's Done Away With The Old Black Kettle She Used To Cook In When I Was Just Littleand The Door Ain't Sprung On Her Electric Rangethat Little Old Farm And Home We Had It Ain't There No More And That's Too Badfolks Are Doing Away With The Simple Things.

I Tried Every Diet In The Book. I Tried Some That Weren't In The Book. I Tried Eating The Book. It Tasted Better Than Most Of The Diets.

I Wanted To Write A Book That Talked About The Emotions Of Children, Which Is The Rainbow. We All Have Moods. We Talk About Being Blue When We're Sad, And Being Yellow When We're Cowards, And When We're Mad, We're Red.