There Are People Who Don`t Like Women

You Know, When Sharpton And I Walked In, It Was, Like, Big Commotion And Everything, But Everybody Was Very Nice. And I Couldn't Get Over The Fact That There Was No Difference Between Sylvia's Restaurant And Any Other Restaurant In New York City. I Mean, It Was - It Was Exactly The Same, Even Though It's Run By Blacks, Primarily Black Patronship.

Every Company In America Should Be On Its Knees Thanking Jesus For Being Born. Without Christmas, Most American Businesses Would Be Far Less Profitable. More Than Enough Reason For Business To Be Screaming 'merry Christmas.'

Barack Obama Will Go Down Alongside George W. Bush In That Realm As Middling Presidents Because Both Made Too Many Mistakes To Be Categorized As An Effective, Good President.

You Either Fight Active Evil Or You Accept It. Doing Nothing Is Acceptance. There Is No In-between.

Does Anyone Know Where The Best Men Are? I Hope They're Not In The Parking Lot Stealing Our Hubcaps.