There Are No Warning Signs On The

If Someone Took The 'f' Letter Off Me, I'd Be Ucked.

It's Hard On An All-gay Softball Team Because No One Knows If They Want To Be A Pitcher Or A Catcher.

The Last Time A Straight Man Worked In The Fashion Industry, We Got A Fanny Pack.

When You See The Veins Popping Out Of My Neck, That's An Exclamation Point.

A Muslim Allowed A Topless Jew To Sit On His Camel. And We Say We Can't Live Side By Side? I Say We Try And We Can And We Will. And You Don't Even Have To Be Topless. L'chaim.