The Worst Thing About The Miracle Of

I Am Sitting Here 93 Million Miles From The Sun On A Rounded Rock Which Is Spinning At The Rate Of 1000 Miles An Hour... And My Head Pointing Down Into Space With Nothing Between Me And Infinity But Something Called Gravity Which I Can't Even Understand, And Which You Can't Even Buy Any Place So As To Have Some Stored Away For A Gravityless Day.

The Charm Of Television Entertainment Is Its Ability To Bridge The Chasm Between Dinner And Bedtime Without Mental Distraction.

It Was Queen Elizabeth Who Made Me A Foreign Correspondent.

Voters Inclined To Loathe And Fear Elite Ivy League Schools Rarely Make Fine Distinctions Between Yale And Harvard. All They Know Is That Both Are Full Of Rich, Fancy, Stuck-up And Possibly Dangerous Intellectuals Who Never Sit Down To Supper In Their Undershirt No Matter How Hot The Weather Gets.

A $10 Million Windfall? At Today's Prices, I'd Feel Almost As Rich As I Did One Day In 1936 When I Found A Dime On The Sidewalk And Blew The Whole Wad On 20 Mary Jane Candy Bars, A Box Of Jujubes, And A Double Feature.