The Worst Fault Of The Working Classes

Irritable Judges Suffer From A Bad Case Of Premature Adjudication.

Farce Is Tragedy Played At A Thousand Revolutions Per Minute.

There Is Always Time For Failure

Writing About The Indignities Of Old Age: The Daunting Stairway To The Restaurant Restroom, The Benefits Of A Wheelchair In Airports And Its Disadvantages At Cocktail Parties, Giving The User What He Described As A Child's-eye View Of The Party And A Crotch-level View Of The Guests. Dying Is A Matter Of Slapstick And Pratfalls. The Aging Process Is Not Gradual Or Gentle. It Rushes Up, Pushes You Over And Runs Off Laughing. No One Should Grow Old Who Isn't Ready To Appear Ridiculous.

All The Flower Children Were As Alike As A Congress Of Accountants And About As Interesting.