The World's A Stage, And I Want

Nobody's Going To Get A Hot Dog At My Concert!

Music Journalists Love Elvis Costello And Hate Me Because They Look Like Elvis Costello

You Want A Hero In The Music World? James Brown. He Brought A Feeling To Music Without Really Using Words. He's Just Famous For His Sound.

You Know What Rock Musicians Are? They Are Hung Up, Neurotic, Over-weight Hippies With Sex Problems.

There Are Only So Many Letters In The Alphabet. When I Talk To Young Musicians Or Authors And They Ask For Advice, I Say, You Gotta Learn All The Letters Of Your Own Personal Alphabet. With Music, You Need To Know All The Different Kinds Of Music And Everything In And Around Your Given Instrument.