The World Is Run By C Students

I Want My Team To Have My Personality: Surly, Obnoxious, And Arrogant.

It's A Profession In Which, The Longer You Stay, The Closer You Are To Being Fired.

I Think Everyone Should Go To College And Get A Degree And Then Spend Six Months As A Bartender And Six Months As A Cabdriver. Then They Would Really Be Educated.

Remember, Half The Doctors In This Country Graduated In The Bottom Half Of Their Class.

I Come From New York Where, If You Fall Down, Someone Will Pick You Up By Your Wallet.