The Universe Is Probably Littered With One-planet

Correlation Doesn’t Imply Causation, But It Does Waggle Its Eyebrows Suggestively And Gesture Furtively While Mouthing ‘look Over There.’

There Are So Many Adventures That You Miss Because You're Waiting To Think Of A Plan. To Find Them, Look For Tiny Interesting Choices. And Remember That You Are Always Making Up The Future As You Go.

The Scholarly Authorities On Freezing To Death Seem To Be, Unsurprisingly, Canadians.

If 'other People Have Experiences Incorrectly' Is Annoying To You, Think How Unbearable It Must Be To Have A Condescending Stranger Tell You They Hate The Way You're Experiencing Your Life At Just The Moment You've Found Something You Want To Remember.

Sometimes I Mistake This For A Universe That Cares.