The Thing That Enchants Me The Most

There's Something Advantageous About Having People Underestimate Your Intellect, Insomuch As A Lot Of Things Are Revealed To You. They Assume You Don't Know What You're Talking About, Then All Of A Sudden, You Do. And The Next Thing You Know, You Have Information You Wouldn't Normally Have.

I Think That When We Start Thought-policing People And Idea-policing People, Then That's Crossing A Line. And I Think, You Know, Everybody's So Afraid Of This Imaginary Line Of Thought Police That They Forget Their Own Personal Safety.

Anyone Who Wants To Be An Entrepreneur Like Someone Else Is Actually Looking In The Wrong Direction. You Don't Look Out For Inspiration, You Look In. You Have To Ask Yourself How Can I Be Better Today, At Solving The Problem I Am Trying To Solve For My Company. I Wouldn't Encourage Anyone To Be Like Me. Just Be Like You.

I'm A Guy's Guy. I Don't Comb My Hair Unless I Have To, And I Don't Use Lotions Or Fancy Shampoos.

It Takes A Lot Of Energy To Be Funny... For Me It Does. I Feel Like I Work Twice As Hard When I'm Doing Comedy.