The Thing I Love About Vegas Is

When You Talk About George Burns You're Talking About A Living Legend . . . Well, A Legend, Anyhow.

I Was Nice To The People In The Philippines For The Two And A Half Years I Was There, Because I Knew Even­tually I'd Have To Kiss Up To Them So My Grandchildren Could Have Toys.

I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.

When You Enter A Room, You Have To Kiss His Ring. I Don't Mind, But He Has It In His Back Pocket.

Italians Are Fantastic People, Really. They Can Work You Over In An Alley While Singing An Opera.