The Texan Turned Out To Be Good-natured,

You Know, That Might Be The Answer - To Act Boastfully About Something We Ought To Be Ashamed Of. That's A Trick That Never Seems To Fail.

They're Trying To Kill Me," Yossarian Told Him Calmly. No One's Trying To Kill You," Clevinger Cried. Then Why Are They Shooting At Me?" Yossarian Asked. They're Shooting At Everyone," Clevinger Answered. "they're Trying To Kill Everyone." And What Difference Does That Make?

Major Major Never Sees Anyone In His Office While He's In His Office.

But How Can One Be Warm Alone?

Now You've Given Them Hope, And They're Unhappy. So The Blame Is All Yours.