The Status Quo Sucks.

In Baseball The Object Is To Go Home! And To Be Safe! - I Hope I'll Be Safe At Home!

The Christians Are Coming To Get You, And They Are Not Pleasant People.

I Enjoy Watching A Woman With Really Bad Teeth And A Good Sense Of Humor Struggling To Use Her Lips And Tongue To Hide Her Teeth When She's Laughing. I Just Stand There And Tell Her Joke After Joke After Joke.

You Know The Good Part About All Those Executions In Texas? Fewer Texans.

To My Way Of Thinking, There Is Every Bit As Much Evidence For The Existence Of Ufos As There Is For The Existence Of God. Probably Far More. At Least In The Case Of Ufos There Have Been Countless Taped And Filmed And, By The Way, Unexplained Sightings From All Over The World, Along With Documented Radar Evidence Seen By Experienced Military And Civilian Radar Operators.>>.