The Real Trick Is To Stay Alive

No Person Ever Died By Drowning In Their Own Sweat.

No One Has The Right To Destroy Another Person's Belief By Demanding Empirical Evidence.

Trouble Is Not A Sign Of Inadequacy, Stupidity Or Inferiority, But Rather An Inescapable Part Of Life - Proof That You Are A Card-carrying Member Of The Human Race.

The Best Way To Find Something You Have Lost Is To Buy A Replacement.

At Every Party There Are Two Kinds Of People - Those Who Want To Go Home And Those Who Don't. The Trouble Is, They Are Usually Married To Each Other.