The Playboy Calendar This Year Has Some

An Economist Is Someone Who Knows All The Answers To Last Years' Questions.

Thanks To Modern Medicine We Are No Longer Forced To Endure Prolonged Pain, Disease, Discomfort And Wealth.

Every Speaker Has A Mouth; An Arrangement Rather Neat. Sometimes It's Filled With Wisdom. Sometimes It's Filled With Feet.

Noise Pollution Is A Relative Thing. In A City, It's A Jet Plane Taking Off. In A Monastery, It's A Pen That Scratches.

Did You Hear About The Woman Who Sent Out 40,000 Valentine Cards Doused In Perfume And Signed, "guess Who?" She's A Divorce Lawyer.