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Women Are The Right Age For Just A Few Years; Men, For Most Of Their Lives.

An Old Racetrack Joke Reminds You That Your Program Contains All The Winners' Names. I Stare At My Typewriter Keys With The Same Thought.

In The Theater, As In Life, We Prefer A Villain With A Sense Of Humor To A Hero Without One.

I've Been Hiding From God, And I'm Appalled To Find How Easy It Is.

When Women Feel They Have Learned To Forgive Their Mothers - And Men, Their Fathers - All It Usually Means Is That They've Decided To Allow Themselves The Same Kind Of Behavior.