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The Trouble With Censors Is That They Worry If A Girl Has Cleavage. They Ought To Worry If She Hasn't Any.

I Like Actors Very Much, But To Marry One Would Be Like Marrying Your Brother. You Look Too Much Alike In The Mirror.

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Doing A Scene Is Like Opening A Bottle. If It Doesn't Open One Way, Try Another - Perhaps Even Give It Up For Another Bottle?