The One Place Where A Man Ought

Havin' A Gun Around's An Invitation To Somebody To Shoot You.

There's A Lot Of Ugly Things In This World, Son. I Wish I Could Keep 'em All Away From You. That's Never Possible.

You Can Choose Your Friends, But You Sho' Can't Choose Your Family.

As You Grow Up, Always Tell The Truth, Do No Harm To Others, And Don't Think You Are The Most Important Being On Earth. Rich Or Poor, You Then Can Look Anyone In The Eye And Say, 'i'm Probably No Better Than You, But I'm Certainly Your Equal.

The Remainder Of My Schooldays Were No More Auspicious Than The First. Indeed, They Were An Endless Project That Slowly Evolved Into A Unit, In Which Miles Of Construction Paper And Wax Crayon Were Expended By The State Of Alabama In Its Well-meaning But Fruitless Efforts To Teach Me Group Dynamics.