The Object Of Golf Is To Beat

I Got An Extra Hour's Nap.

One Reason Golf Is Such An Exasperating Game Is That A Thing We Learned Is So Easily Forgotten, And We Find Ourselves Struggling Year After Year With Faults We Had Discovered And Corrected Time And Again.

No-one Will Ever Have Golf Under His Thumb. No Round Ever Will Be So Good It Could Not Have Been Better. Perhaps This Is Why Golf Is The Greatest Of Games. You Are Not Playing A Human Adversary; You A Playing A Game. You Are Playing Old Man Par.

If Ever I Needed An Eight Foot Putt, And Everything I Owned Depended On It, I Would Want Arnold Palmer To Putt For Me.

Competitive Golf Is Played Mainly On A Five-and-a-half-inch Course... The Space Between Your Ears.