The Most Incredible Thing About Miracles Is

[paradox Is] Truth Standing On Its Head To Gain Attention.

People That Insist Upon Drinking And Driving, Are Putting The Quart Before The Hearse.

It Is A Mathematical Fact That If A Line Be Not Perfectly Directed Towards A Point, It Will Actually Go Further Away From It As It Comes Nearer To It.

Leisure Is Being Allowed To Do Nothing.

If You Know What A Man's Doing, Get In Front Of Him; But If You Want To Guess What He's Doing Keep Behind Him.