The Maid Screamed. The Queen Gasped. Sophie

Sex Is Like Nose Picking. It's Fine As Long As You Practice It Yourself, But It's Disgusting Watching Someone Else Doing It.

I Am Only 8 Years Old, I Told Myself. No Little Boy Of 8 Has Ever Murdered Anyone. It's Not Possible.

There's Nothin' You Can Get From A Book That You Can't Get From A Television Fastah!" -harry Wormwood

A Book?! What D'you Wanna Flaming Book For?...we've Got A Lovely Telly With A 12-inch Screen And Now Ya Wanna Book!

Well Not Exactly," The Father Said."nobody Could Do That. But It Didn't Take Me Long.