The Letter Of Application ... Should Be

It Must Be A Terrible Pressure To Have To Go To The Office.

The Memo's Chief Function ... Is As A Track-coverer, So That You Can Turn On Someone Six Months Later And Snarl: 'well, You Should Have Known About It, I Sent You A Memo.

I Love The Long Grass Coming Up To Meet The Willows.

The Only Thing A Whirlwind Courtship Does Is Blow Dust In Everyone's Eyes.

People Always Assume That Bachelors Are Single By Choice And Spinsters Because Nobody Asked Them. It Never Enters Their Heads That Poor Bachelors Might Have Worn The Knees Of Their Trousers Out Proposing To Girls Who Rejected Them Or That A Girl Might Deliberately Stay Unmarried.