The Last Man That Makes A Joke

A Man Can Be Right And President, But He Can't Be Both At The Same Time.

Most Vegetarians I Ever See Looked Enough Like Their Food To Be Classed As Cannibals.

Opportunity Knocks At Every Man's Door Once. On Some Men's Door It Hammers Till It Breaks Down The Door And Then It Goes In And Wakes Him Up If He's Asleep, And Ever Afterward It Works For Him As A Night Watchman.

Th' First Thing To Have In A Libry Is A Shelf. Fr'm Time To Time This Can Be Decorated With Lithrachure. But Th' Shelf Is Th' Main Thing.

To Most People A Savage Nation Is Wan That Doesn't Wear Oncomf'rtable Clothes.