The First Step Towards Getting Somewhere Is

The Enjoyment Of Life Would Be Instantly Gone If You Removed The Possibility Of Doing Something.

As For Food, Half Of My Friends Have Dug Their Graves With Their Teeth.

The Spirit Of Columbus Hovers Over Us To-day.

My Dinners Have Never Interfered With My Business. They Have Been My Recreation. . . A Public Banquet, If Eaten With Thought And Care, Is No More Of A Strain Than A Dinner At Home.

It's Pleasant To Hear These Nice Words While I'm Still Alive. I'd Rather Have The Taffy Than The Epitaphy.