The First Book Was My First Attempt

Baptists Are Only Funny Underwater.

I Feel Like Writing About A Time When I Was Probably, And Think All Of Us Are, The Happiest Before The Obligations Start In.

Take Care Of Him. And Make Him Feel Important. And If You Can Do That, You'll Have A Happy And Wonderful Marriage. Like Two Out Of Every Ten Couples.

It Looks Different When You're Sober; I Thought I Had Twice As Much Furniture.

Standing On A Ledge Again. Everyone Laughs At Dancing Monkey With The Typewriter. Not For Long, Though.