The Country Has Gone Sane And Got

I Will Never Joke About Old Soldiers Who Try To Get To Reunions To Talk Over The War Again. To Talk Of Old Times With Old Friends Is The Greatest Thing In The World.

When You Are Dissatisfied And Would Like To Go Back To Youth, Think Of Algebra.

Do The Best You Can, And Don't Take Life Too Serious.

The Theater Is A Great Equalizer: It Is The Only Place Where The Poor Can Look Down On The Rich.

Communism Is Like Prohibition, It Is A Good Idea, But It Won't Work.