The Bullying Was Hideous And Relentless, And

Just Because Someone's Dead Doesn't Mean It's Over. My Grandfather Died More Than 25 Years Ago, But I Still Think Of Him A Lot And Smell His Smell.

The Whole Business Of Getting Famous Was Good Fun, But It Was A Long Time Ago.

It Was All About Wanting To Get Revenge. Pathetic, Really, But It Still Is The Motivation.

I Get Just As Much Of A Thrill Out Of Constructing A Good Sentence That Gets A Laugh At The End As I Do From A Joke

I Think Australians Like A Bit Of Vulgarity