The Bernie Mac Show' Is My Life.

I'm Looking For Laughs, You Know? If It Take Me To Flip Over A Table, If I Have To Go Physical Comedy, I Will Do It. But Whatever The Joke Needs At That Particular Time, Is Where I'm Dedicated To. I'm Not Into Beating Somebody Down And Beating Myself Up. I Don't Do Insults And Things Like That. I Don't Do It - I'm A Storyteller.

I Want To Speak Directly To The Audience, To Say, 'i'm Like You - I'm Frustrated, I'm Not An Expert, I Don't Have A Manual On Parenting, I Make Mistakes, I'm Selfish Too.'

It Was Rough Being Dark. I Got Heat From My Own People More Than Anyone Else. I Remember Going To My Mom And Saying, 'why Am I So Black?' And She Said, 'because I'm Black. You Just Gotta Always Work Harder Than The Average Bear.'

I've Introduced Myself With Comedy, And Once You've Introduced Yourself As Something, That's Where People Keep You. That's Where People Like To Hold You.

I Always Wanted To Scuba Dive. I Used To Scuba Dive Undercover Like Black Aquaman.