The Average Man Does Not Want To

A Professor Must Have A Theory As A Dog Must Have Fleas.

The Legislature, Like The Executive, Has Ceased To Be Even The Creature Of The People: It Is The Creature Of Pressure Groups, And Most Of Them, It Must Be Manifest, Are Of Dubious Wisdom And Even More Dubious Honesty. Laws Are No Longer Made By A Rational Process Of Public Discussion; They Are Made By A Process Of Blackmail And Intimidation, And They Are Executed In The Same Manner. The Typical Lawmaker Of Today Is A Man Wholly Devoid Of Principle...

The Chief Contribution Of Protestantism To Human Thought Is Its Massive Proof That God Is A Bore.

There Is Always A Well-known Solution To Every Human Problem - Neat, Plausible, And Wrong.

Women Have Simple Tastes. They Get Pleasure Out Of The Conversation Of Children In Arms And Men In Love.