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I Don't Believe In Life After Death. But I Do Believe In Some Grinding Destiny That Watches Over Us On Earth. If I Didn't, The Safety Valve Would Give And The Boiler Would Explode.

Most Children Turn Out Badly Because They Have The Wrong Parental Image. This Doesn't Mean Their Parents Are Criminal. It Means They Are Boring And Cruel.

Any Girl Can Be Glamorous. All You Have To Do Is Stand Still And Look Stupid.

The Ceremony Took Six Minutes. The Marriage Lasted About The Same Amount Of Time Though We Didn't Get A Divorce For Almost A Year.

I'd Rather Wear Jewels In My Hair Than Anywhere Else. The Face Should Have The Advantage Of This Brilliance.