That's A Nice Tie... Do You Have

I Must Confess That I Am Interested In Leisure In The Same Way That A Poor Man Is Interested In Money.

I Don't Know How They're Going To Integrate In Places Like Glasgow And Sheffield.

During The Blitz, A Lot Of Shops Had Their Windows Blown In And Put Up Notices Saying, 'more Open Than Usual'. I Now Declare This Place More Open Than Usual.

The Man Who Invented The Red Carpet Needed His Head Examined.

Do You Know They Have Eating Dogs For The Anorexic Now?