Stop And Smell The Garlic! That's All

The Political Scene Is Already So Turgid, It Doesn't Need More Of That From Me.

I Can't Stand The Gossip Of Celebrities' Lives, All The Time! Every Minute!

Most People, Including Myself, Keep Repeating The Same Mistakes.

There Were Many Times When I Kept Silent About Being Jewish As I Got Older, When Jewish Jokes Were Told.

I Got On A Horse When I Was About 12 Years Of Age, And Started Galloping Around. My Mother Came Up Said "where Did You Learn To Ride A Horse?" I Said "this Is The First Time I've Ever Been On A Horse" I Just Knew, I Just Felt The Horse.