Status Is Always Ripe For Satire, Status

Christianity Is The Best Way To Cure Gayness — Just Get On Your Knees, Take A Swig Of Wine, And Accept The Body Of A Man Into Your Mouth.

I Wrote Things For The School's Newspaper, And - Like All Teenagers - I Dabbled In Poetry.

It Warps The Minds Of Our Children And Weakens The Resolve Of Our Allies.

I Hope People'll Find Out Pretty Quickly That The Guy They Saw For 10 Years Was My Sense Of Humor The Whole Time.

My Character Is Self-important, Poorly Informed, Well-intentioned But An Idiot. So We Said, `let's Give Him A Promotion.'