Sometimes My Mouth Is A Little Too

That's The Great Thing About A Sense Of Humor And A Sex Drive, You Can't Wait To Share It With Everybody Else.

Anyone Who Knows Or Cares Anything About Real Country Music Will Agree That George Jones Is The Voice Of It.

They Say Somebody's 'street Smart.' I Feel Like, If I Got Intelligence, It's Just A Country Smart.

Above Everything Else I've Done, I've Always Said I've Had More Guts Than I've Got Talent.

Being Born Was The Worse And The First Mistake I Ever Made. The Doctor Didn't Spank Me, He Just Slapped Me In The Face.