Something That Never Happens Anywhere At Any

I Am Going To Start Selling Air In Dark Orange Bags Marked: Moon-blooms

I Am For The Small Man Who Has Not Forgotten, For The Man Who Loves His Beer And His Women And His Sunlight

The More Cats You Have, The Longer You Live. If You Have A Hundred Cats, You'll Live Ten Times Longer Than If You Have Ten. Someday This Will Be Discovered, And People Will Have A Thousand Cats And Live Forever.

I Loved You Like A Man Loves A Woman He Never Touches, Only Writes To, Keeps Little Photographs Of.

One More Drink And You're Dead. This Is No Way To Talk To A Suicide Head.