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I Love Creepy Old Dudes. I Love That They Have So Much Self-confidence, Despite Having No Evidence Whatsoever To Back It Up.

I'm Not Saying I'm The Perfect Role Model. But I'm Honest. Period.

I Do Think I Have A Rebellious, Metal-loving Rock Chick Inside Of Me.

I Love Wearing The Exact Same Thing All The Time Because I Think It Makes You Like A Cartoon Character. They Always Wear The Same Outfit And Everybody Always Remembers Them For It, So I Feel Like I Should Do The Same Thing.

I Am So Not A Proper, Good Female. I Can't Dance In High Heels And I'm Just So Not Girly, But Then I See These Men With These Banging Bodies, Dancing In Heels, Singing, And Having So Much Fun With So Much Make-up On. That Makes Me Honestly Want To Be A Better Woman.