Satire Doesn't Effect Change.

Politics Is The Business Of Getting Power And Privilege Without Possessing Merit

We Had A Choice Between Democrats Who Couldn't Learn From The Past And Republicans Who Couldn't Stop Living In It.

Only One Way To Cover A Story Like This, And Make That A Double, Bartender, Please.

You Can't Get Something For Nothing. Everybody Remembers This Except Politicians.

On Michael Moore Tv Show, When He Went To The Home Of The Guy Who Invented The Car Alarm And Set Off All The Car Alarms On The Block... Pretty Funny.