Sage. A Wise And Holy Man Who

Things We Are Accustomed To Regard As Myth Or Fairy Story Are Very Much Present In People's Lives. Nice People Behave Like Wicked Stepmothers. Every Day.

Oh! Polly Thought. Why Aren't All Girls Locked Up By Law The Year They Turn Fifteen? They Do Such Stupid Things!

Mr. Stock Came Out Of The Competition Tent Carrying His Zeppelin Marrow On One Shoulder And Demanding To Know What Was Going On. When He Saw The Hordes Advancing On Aidan, He Charged Off That Way, Whirling The Great Vegetable. The Puck, Who Was Rushing Behind The Horde, Yelling At Them To Grab Aidan And Kill Rolf, Was Mr. Stock's First Victim. The Marrow Caught Him Thock! On The Side Of The Head. It Laid The Puck Out Cold On The Grass, But The Mighty Vegetable Remained Intact, Mottled And Glossy

Goats," Said Maxwell Hyde, "are A Special Case. Mad As Hatters, All Of Them.

It Was Only When Shona, In Sheer Fury, Turned The Carnivorous Sheep Among Them That They Moved. They Ran, Some Of Them With Charming Little White Sheep Attached To Their Legs Or Backsides And The Rest Shouting About Monsters.