Rumor Is A Vagrant Without A Home,

The Best Creed We Can Have Is Charity Toward The Creeds Of Others.

Men Mourn For What They Have Lost; Women For What They Ain't Got.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

Experience Increases Our Wisdom But Doesn't Reduce Our Follies.

A Secret Ceases To Be A Secret If It Is Once Confided - It Is Like A Dollar Bill, Once Broken, It Is Never A Dollar Again.