Richard Pryor Is My Favorite Stand-up Ever.

They're Like ''you're An Alcoholic.'' I Go ''no, I'm Not.'' And Then-apparently That's What Alcoholics Say Too, You Know?

I Had A Show That People Thought Used A Laugh Track. It Wasn't; It Was The Real Audience Going Crazy After Everything That Resembled A Joke, That They Could Technically Call A Joke.

A Readiness To Excuse Some Faults, Shows A Disposition To Commit Others.

I Completely Understand Why A Businessman Would Fire Me From 'saturday Night Live'. Because He Was Seeing Jay Leno Kill 10 Minutes A Night, Doing His Monologue With Wall-to-wall Laughs And Applause, Then I Do 10 Minutes A Week To, Sometimes, Breathtaking Silence. He's Just Listening For The Laughs.

Yeah Man, They Call Gambling A Disease, But It's The Only Disease Where You Can Win A Bunch Of Money.