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A Man Is Fortunate If He Encounters Living Examples Of Vice, As Well As Of Virtue, To Inspire Him.

An Author's First Duty Is To Let Down His Country.

The English And Americans Dislike Only Some Irish--the Same Irish That The Irish Themselves Detest, Irish Writers--the Ones That Think.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.